(1) I wouldn't mind a Wal-Mart closer than Lynn, but I can't think of where you'd put one without ruining traffic in Somerville. Maybe if you detonated the Foodmaster way up on Broadway.

(2) I'd like a 15-minute short film following the journey of that shopping cart from Lynn to here, a la The Red Balloon (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0048980/).