ext_158913 ([identity profile] motive-nuance.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] davis_square 2009-07-20 06:44 am (UTC)

Don't ride a bike.

Why stop there?

The sensible course of action is to hide under your bed with an IV drip and a catheter. In the meantime you should of course keep a vigilant eye on your assault rifle. Those darned evil ninjas are sure to break down your door eventually.

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