Maynard James Keenan of Tool Wine

[keewee.livejournal.com]

A couple of months ago Maynard James Keenan came to the Whole Foods on River Street and signed bottles of his wine to many, many individuals who camped out in line for hours on end in the vain hope that he would emerge topless from the produce section belting "Lateralus". Anyway, I have a bottle of the 'Chupacabra' signed by MJK that I would like to sell before I move to Oakland. $35 OBO!

Comments

[ron_newman]

I had to read this a couple of times before I realized it was a for-sale ad. Is the wine called 'Chupacabra' or is it called 'Tool Wine'? (I've never heard of him before.)

[publius513.livejournal.com]

I'll take it for $35, if it's still available.

Whole Foods is evil!

[nvidia99999.livejournal.com]

I may boycott them after this little stunt by the CEO.

"Many promoters of health-care reform believe that people have an intrinsic ethical right to health care—to equal access to doctors, medicines and hospitals. While all of us empathize with those who are sick, how can we say that all people have more of an intrinsic right to health care than they have to food or shelter?"

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