That account is according to one person. What, you think they just happened to pass each other on the street and, by way of greeting, Yassir says, "Mornin' Mike. I'm going to spit on your parents." Somehow I doubt we're reading the whole story. :)

(Personally, I don't care for either one in particular. Neither of them currently have any interest in feeding me breakfast, so I'll go the extra mile to Deluxe Town Diner, tyvm.)