Yassir is very sweet to frequent customers, hugging them, giving them free side dishes and such, but I've seen him scream at Mike next door for "stealing his customers", as well.

Both of these guys are creating an uncomfortable situation for their customers. I love the food -- the 'home fries', the waffles topped with fruit, the amazing benedict -- but damn, do I want to risk being there when one of 'em firebombs the other? I love your food, Yassir, but if you guys are going to douche up the square with a breakfast war, I'm going to the Friendly Toast.