I'll have you know, I am actually a money grubbing yuppie, not a hippie, and my less than immaculate grooming is because I am flaunting my lack of any need to care, not because I think body odor is a tool for making the world a better place.

And I also think there are better uses for all this public space than parking cars, which costs way more money just for the asphalt than it brings into the city through meter rates. Again, not because I'm a hippie, but because I'm yuppie enough to have gone to Europe and been impressed.