Pirate party packs

[redcolumbine.livejournal.com]

POLITICAL INCORRECTITUDE WARNING! If you never go to the movies, don't know who Jack Sparrow is, or have no sense of humor, STOP HERE!

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All right, matey, let's parley. Pirates these days are getting younger and younger, and tend to show up at birthday parties woefully unprepared. I have here 21 pirate party-favor packs, each containing a Barbary scimitar, Jolly Roger bandana, Deadmen's Guild ring (adjustable), and eye patch. Retail value $8 each, but bein' a patriotic privateer, see, I appropriated 'em from some Somalian bilge rats, so you can have the lot for $25, savvy? Hoist me a signal if you're interested. We can meet at my home port, or perhaps Diesel Bay or JP Licks Isle.

Comments

[blunderblunder.livejournal.com]

Problem is, I can't find anything to be offended at. And I'm trying!

[redcolumbine.livejournal.com]

Then what the hole are you doing in Davis Square? ;-) I know, there are lots of emotionally mature folks here, but we tend to talk to each other personally rather than on some board where a cadre of self-proclaimed Saviours can patiently explain to us in nice short words that pirates aren't funny.