Pirate party packs

[redcolumbine.livejournal.com]

POLITICAL INCORRECTITUDE WARNING! If you never go to the movies, don't know who Jack Sparrow is, or have no sense of humor, STOP HERE!

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All right, matey, let's parley. Pirates these days are getting younger and younger, and tend to show up at birthday parties woefully unprepared. I have here 21 pirate party-favor packs, each containing a Barbary scimitar, Jolly Roger bandana, Deadmen's Guild ring (adjustable), and eye patch. Retail value $8 each, but bein' a patriotic privateer, see, I appropriated 'em from some Somalian bilge rats, so you can have the lot for $25, savvy? Hoist me a signal if you're interested. We can meet at my home port, or perhaps Diesel Bay or JP Licks Isle.

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[spatch]

POLITICAL INCORRECTITUDE WARNING! If you never go to the movies, don't know who Jack Sparrow is, or have no sense of humor, STOP HERE!

Now that's just setting yourself up for the snark.

[blunderblunder.livejournal.com]

Problem is, I can't find anything to be offended at. And I'm trying!

[redcolumbine.livejournal.com]

Then what the hole are you doing in Davis Square? ;-) I know, there are lots of emotionally mature folks here, but we tend to talk to each other personally rather than on some board where a cadre of self-proclaimed Saviours can patiently explain to us in nice short words that pirates aren't funny.