To the two who egged J.P. Licks at midnight tonight:

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Thanks for getting me some free ice cream for five minutes of wiping up egg yolk. Sorry to disappoint you as the staff, as far as I know, left on time and were not ultimately inconvenienced by your immaturity. Props also to bluesauce, both of us glad volunteers as, well, we like their ice cream.

As for my opinion of the perpetrators themselves, one of whom I observed running away and whom also was obviously old enough to legally buy cigarettes, my opinion can be summed up