[identity profile] thetathx1138.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] davis_square
Thanks for getting me some free ice cream for five minutes of wiping up egg yolk. Sorry to disappoint you as the staff, as far as I know, left on time and were not ultimately inconvenienced by your immaturity. Props also to [livejournal.com profile] bluesauce, both of us glad volunteers as, well, we like their ice cream.

As for my opinion of the perpetrators themselves, one of whom I observed running away and whom also was obviously old enough to legally buy cigarettes, my opinion can be summed up roflbot picture

Date: 2008-07-14 04:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rigel.livejournal.com
Yeah, Your Move Games gets hit a lot, too.

Date: 2008-07-14 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cutieyum.livejournal.com
That is Nerd safe-hate.

PS I shopped at YMG

Date: 2008-07-14 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horizon-radar.livejournal.com
Eggings?

Real kids do drive-bys.

Thankfully, you didn't have that happen.

Date: 2008-07-14 11:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] somertricky.livejournal.com
(loop: intro to Curtis Mayfield's "Superfly")

I looked out the window and seen his bald head
I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg
Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair
Launched that shot and he was caught out there

Saw the convertible driving by
Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly
He went for his to find he didn't have one
Put him in check correct with my egg gun

The egg a symbol of life
Go inside your house and bust out your wife
Pulled out the jammy he thought it was a joke
The trigger I pulled his face the yoke

Reached in his pocket took all his cash
Left my man standing with an egg moustache
Suckers they come a dime a dozen
And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about

Humpty Dumpty was a big fat egg
He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg
Tossed it out the window three minutes hot
Hit the Rastaman he said *bloodclot*

Which came first the chicken or the egg
I egged the chicken then I ate his leg
Riding the trains in between cars
When I pull out the station *you're gonna get yours*

Drive by eggings plaguing L.A.
*Yo they just got my little cousin ese*
Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny
It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy

People laugh it's no joke
My name's Yauch and I'm throwing the yoke
*Now they got me in a cell* but I don't care
It was then that I caught catching people out there

We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back
We began to attack the eggs did crack on Haze's back

Sam I am down with the program
Green eggs and ham Yosemite Sam
Come Halloween you know I come strapped
I throw it at a sucker K-pap

You made the mistake you judge a man by his race
You go through life with egg on your face
You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling
You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling

Families puck rocks the businessman
I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand
Not like the crack that you put in a pipe
But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe

Date: 2008-07-14 12:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] m00n.livejournal.com
Of all the places in the entire city to throw eggs at...

Date: 2008-07-14 01:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pinkfroginachai.livejournal.com
Maybe they thought JP ice cream needed more eggs... *sigh* sad. At least it didn't hit customers.

Date: 2008-07-14 02:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] contradictacat.livejournal.com
If people were close enough to get hit by eggs, I think those little idiots would have more of a problem on their hands. Namely, getting their ass handed to them.

Date: 2008-07-14 02:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] makoshark.livejournal.com
I'm sure these are the same people who through the end into my apartment. This is pretty ridiculous. What did the guys look like?

Date: 2008-07-14 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zander05.livejournal.com
Egging any JP Licks location makes the baby Jesus weep and get all emo.

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