davis_square | Are you not a dumbass or asshat? If so, do you want to adopt a kitteh? (Reply)

So my asshat neighbors got on my formal shit list by leaving refusing to take care of their slightly-grown kitten and basically abandoning her outside.

So, I have a very adorable kitteh, and I believe that you want this kitteh. She next to myself and a friend and purred through two and a half solid hours of BBC. Admittedly, kitteh and I have not known each other for long, but she seems very laid back and affectionate. So far, she has stayed close to her temporary caregiver and has not urinated anywhere weird. She likes to fall asleep with her head and paws still in the air. Awww. Kitteh has remained calm despite the fact that there are unfamiliar kittahs in the next room over meowing, so I don't think that she'd be one of those felines who freak out and tear up the sofa if you look at them wrong.

Kitteh's nose is half black and half white. She has black ears and a black tail. Her feet and tummy are white. Her back is a combination of black and white. She is really, really adorable.

Please adopt this kitteh. I already have two cats and a bunny, and can not take any more critters. Our household is at its critter limit. I'll ask for vet references, and you'll have to agree to keep the kitteh indoors if you live in an urban or semi-urban area. You must agree to keep the kitteh for the duration of her sweet little life span. Spaying is a must. Oh, and declawing is not ok. (Yes, I am somewhat militant about these pet care issues, and yes, I'm aware of that, and no, I don't think that it is a problem.)

I'll have pictures tomorrow morning. Please comment here and email if interested.