To the drunken fuckers outside my house last night:
No, ripping up the trellis in my yard and dumping it, and the plant that was growing on it, on the sidewalk is not funny. No, it is not clever. Congratulations, you made me feel like shit.
Yeah, I heard you last night at 2 am. I even looked out the window to make sure you were just fucking around your car after the bars closed. I'm kicking myself for that too, thanks. I hope that after you sped off you got pulled over for a well deserved DUI.
Who the hell does that? Who the hell comes up with shit like that and who the hell finds it funny? Yeah, you made someone miserable this morning, points for you.
So, to all the people walking along Day St who looked confused as they were walking under a misplaced arbor, I can assure you that it was not my idea.

No, ripping up the trellis in my yard and dumping it, and the plant that was growing on it, on the sidewalk is not funny. No, it is not clever. Congratulations, you made me feel like shit.
Yeah, I heard you last night at 2 am. I even looked out the window to make sure you were just fucking around your car after the bars closed. I'm kicking myself for that too, thanks. I hope that after you sped off you got pulled over for a well deserved DUI.
Who the hell does that? Who the hell comes up with shit like that and who the hell finds it funny? Yeah, you made someone miserable this morning, points for you.
So, to all the people walking along Day St who looked confused as they were walking under a misplaced arbor, I can assure you that it was not my idea.