The Davis Square Community

Get some sort of grannymobile, like a Mercury or a Cadillac, since elders don't like the way potholes makes their bones creak. Or something really high-end for people who don't want to have to pay attention to the plebs around them, like a Lexus or a Mercedes-Benz, since not being aware of the road is part of the package (look for cars that do things like parallel park for you, those are likely to have the qualities you seek).