Please behave yourself at Tufts library...

[josephineave.livejournal.com]

From today's Tufts student paper:


Public masturbation a persistent problem at Tisch Library


Let this be a warning to you. Public masturbation is only appropriate during the Naked Quad Run.

Comments

[mperrotti76.livejournal.com]

Oh Anomie...

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We're very disappointed in you.

[anomie666.livejournal.com]

How did I know I'd get blamed for this?

I'm not a perv.

[toodleskitty.livejournal.com]

I don't work on campus but I work for Tufts University.

Ewoooooooooe!

[jenskot.livejournal.com]

PRO: A quiet academic library that's open to the public until 1am?!
CON: Public masturbation...

I'll have to think about this.

[josephineave.livejournal.com]

PRO: Masturbation may only be simulated...

[jspazzer.livejournal.com]

'For lack of definitive evidence, the police issued the suspect a trespasser warning and did not arrest him, Tilton said. "Unless we see or have clear and convincing evidence, we are not going to take that person into custody; we are going to give them a trespasser warning," Tilton said.'

Er, I don't want to think about what kind of "evidence" the police are waiting for.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

Like gum stuck under the table, but WORSE!

[maelithil.livejournal.com]

Man, why don't I ever see anything fun when I'm at the library? The public humiliation of a public masturbator would really brighten my evening when I'm stuck there writing essays.

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

My favorite part was where the cops spoke with him, and "determined that he did not know that his behavior was offensive". Mmmm mmm, that's good police work.

[malkhos.livejournal.com]

He must have come in to read the Life of Diogenes of Sinope in Diogenes Laertius..."Would that the hunger in my belly could be satisfied so easily!"

[ukelele.livejournal.com]

Nah, Tisch's classics collection sucks. Props for the reference, though!

[lyonesse.livejournal.com]

ha, i think this is a problem in libraries everywhere (i once saw this in the seattle public library). never though i confess in mit or harvard libraries ;)

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

I'm having a hard time figuring out how someone could be aroused by a treatise on nanomaterial assembly.

[jovianconsensus.livejournal.com]

Did you say nanomaterial assembly?

...I'll be in my bunk.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

Say hi to Vera for me. :-)

[bettyw.livejournal.com]

Harvard is very strict now about requiring an ID to get into pretty much all of their libraries, and extension students (who can be anybody that can afford a class) can't use Widener, only the Extension library. But they still tell us to be aware of what's going on around us in the stacks.

[myselftheliar.livejournal.com]

Further proof that reading is sexy

[postrodent.livejournal.com]

Dang. I've been looking for someplace relaxed and chill, yet in tune with my pseudo-intellectual character, to masturbate of an evening. The headline made me think that there was a society of lovable-rogue masturbators using the library for self-gratification. Instead it's just the usual One Creepy Guy. Boo!

[alasbabylon.livejournal.com]

am i evil for assuming this would be about students getting it off?

i'll admit, doing it in a library is one of my bigger fantasies

[icecreamempress.livejournal.com]

In my experience as a library drone, it's always unappealing nerds wanking and snuffling. So not hot.