How Undergraduates Get A Bad Reputation

[secretlyironic.livejournal.com]

Well, it's a new school year, and that means it's time for extra vomit on the Sunday morning sidewalks, and penises drawn on windshields with marshmallow candies.

Comments

[xlerb.livejournal.com]

I'm mostly offended by the fact that they used that “circus peanuts” candy in any way. Though I suppose using them as a construction material is less bad than the alternatives.

[secretlyironic.livejournal.com]

Seriously, they're obviously not intended to be *eaten*.

[tisana.livejournal.com]

Yummy!

...But only the Brachs ones.
The rest are scary mutant abominations of cane and corn product.

[myselftheliar.livejournal.com]

For all you know that was done by some hilarious elderly person!

[ruthling.livejournal.com]

vomit is hardly only a Sunday morning sidewalk treat :P

[cityofbeige.livejournal.com]

Vomit... it's not just for breakfast!

With all those tickets on the windshield...

[nvidia99999.livejournal.com]

Looks like this guy asked for it :)

Re: With all those tickets on the windshield...

[secretlyironic.livejournal.com]

Those aren't tickets, they're the Circus Peanut bags!

Re: With all those tickets on the windshield...

[nvidia99999.livejournal.com]

Ahhhh! Oh well. :)

Re: With all those tickets on the windshield...

[tisana.livejournal.com]

I think those are the candy packages they used. Just in case the owner of the car wanted to get some more later on to replicate the work of art when the rain washed away the current one.

Actually, circus peanuts may be like cockroaches: one of the few things to survive nuclear war. I bet rain wouldn't damage them.
This calls for experimentation.

[philbot.livejournal.com]

Thankfully, I just got a peace sign on my window, no penises or anything.

[theodosia.livejournal.com]

Will no one think of the childrencandy?

[m-b-w.livejournal.com]

Circus peanuts are less damaging to cars than the eggs that were posted about on May 23 (http://community.livejournal.com/davis_square/1276769.html) and July 13 (http://community.livejournal.com/davis_square/1353921.html) - times that there aren't as many undergrads around. I am wondering how many cars they "decorated" and how many bags of circus peanuts they used. Anybody else have a photo to post?

[veda815.livejournal.com]

Yeah, all things considered the peanuts are just silly but not damaging like eggs or shaving cream.

[makoshark.livejournal.com]

Cute. I had egg thrown in my 3rd floor apartment (http://community.livejournal.com/davis_square/1276769.html), if you'll remember. I wish I could have been so lucky.

[livingadream.livejournal.com]

Some hooligans decided it would be a good idea to pour a 2 liter bottle of soda on my car.
If I ever find out who it was....I will bring the pain!

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

This seems to be fairly normal 18-year-old hijinks. As for the vomit, well, I'd ask all of our underage readers to consider it's the quality, not the quantity, of the alcohol you consume.

Seriously, kids, stop drinking shit beer. Jesus Christ.

[dashford.livejournal.com]

My oldest nephew from rural Maine is a freshman at Tufts. What I'm saying is, I'm sorry.