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Citizens of Davis Square: This is the MBTA. Do not be alarmed. We come in peace.
It has come to our attention that you may think that we are growing lax in our ever-vigilant quest to ensure safety, peace and prevent terrorists from blowing up our one true symbol of freedom: those creepy mime statues in Seven Hills Park and across the street in the square proper. To remedy this situation, you will all be relieved and reassured to know that we have set up a Freedom Checkpoint this morning on the fare collection level of the Davis Square T Stop.
Freedom Officers will be onhand, sitting at the special table we have set up for this purpose and also standing in front of the Charlie gates, conducting completely random and in no way arbitrary Freedom Searches of your personal possessions. This is for your own safety. It is for your own good. We cannot afford to let another domestic terrorist slip through our fingers, just like the last time when... the last time when... well, if we had let one slip through our fingers, you can bet we wouldn't let it happen again!
When approached by one of our friendly, official-looking Freedom Officers, dressed in black and toting impressive amounts of Peacekeeping Gear, please adhere to the following guidelines:
And remember, if you are truly innocent, well, then you have nothing to hide... but we'll be the judge of that.
Yours,
Jack Boots
Freedom Officer at Large
It has come to our attention that you may think that we are growing lax in our ever-vigilant quest to ensure safety, peace and prevent terrorists from blowing up our one true symbol of freedom: those creepy mime statues in Seven Hills Park and across the street in the square proper. To remedy this situation, you will all be relieved and reassured to know that we have set up a Freedom Checkpoint this morning on the fare collection level of the Davis Square T Stop.
Freedom Officers will be onhand, sitting at the special table we have set up for this purpose and also standing in front of the Charlie gates, conducting completely random and in no way arbitrary Freedom Searches of your personal possessions. This is for your own safety. It is for your own good. We cannot afford to let another domestic terrorist slip through our fingers, just like the last time when... the last time when... well, if we had let one slip through our fingers, you can bet we wouldn't let it happen again!
When approached by one of our friendly, official-looking Freedom Officers, dressed in black and toting impressive amounts of Peacekeeping Gear, please adhere to the following guidelines:
- Do not be alarmed. This instills panic among your fellow passengers and makes you look like a suspect.
- Say "Yes, sir" and "No, sir" to the nice officers. Using impolite language makes you look like a suspect.
- Obligingly offer your bag, your purse, and any other personal containers you may have for inspection and explosives swabbing. What with the large amounts of explosives being shuttled through Davis Square Station on a daily basis, it is imperative we confiscate as much of it as possible. Not being obligingly compliant makes you look like a suspect.
- Do not complain that setting a Freedom Checkpoint up at a subway station in the middle of morning rush is a waste of time, or that it's nothing but security theater. Disparaging our efforts to make sure you are safe for yourself and others is spitting in the faces of Uncle Sam, Lady Liberty, and a bald eagle, and will make you look like a suspect. And besides, being late for work is a small sacrifice to pay for national security.
- Expect that with full compliance, a precedent will be set for more random bag searches at various checkpoints in the future, so print out a list of these guidelines and take them with you everywhere. Failure to remember that we are doing this will make you look like a suspect.
- Don't even think about taking photographs of anything or anyone on MBTA property. Only suspects take pictures.
And remember, if you are truly innocent, well, then you have nothing to hide... but we'll be the judge of that.
Yours,
Jack Boots
Freedom Officer at Large
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Date: 2008-09-09 01:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-10 01:18 am (UTC)I confuzzeled....
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Date: 2008-09-09 01:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-09 01:58 pm (UTC)constitution? the hell century are YOU in?
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Date: 2008-09-09 02:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-09 02:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-09 03:37 pm (UTC)And I'm pretty sure there was no specific threat to address, and if there was, of course they couldn't tell us due to our security. It's all just so... so stupid.
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Date: 2008-09-09 02:09 pm (UTC)No, not only suspects take pictures. Art, Architecture and Photography students take pictures. So do tourists. I know this because when I was on school assignments, I was told many times not to photograph things in Boston for my schoolwork. Taking photos does not make you a terrorist.
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Date: 2008-09-09 02:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-09 02:19 pm (UTC)Of course, I'm a nice looking white girl, and couldn't possibly be a threat to anyone.
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Date: 2008-09-09 03:45 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2008-09-09 02:24 pm (UTC)maybe?
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Date: 2008-09-09 02:27 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-09-09 03:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-09 03:06 pm (UTC)Good to know random cops are hanging out in the T harassing rush hour commuters for safety. I feel more secure already!
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Date: 2008-09-09 03:25 pm (UTC)*nods wisely*
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Date: 2008-09-09 03:19 pm (UTC)Unfortunately, I have loved ones depending on me, so maybe I won't.
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Date: 2008-09-09 03:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-09 03:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-09 07:13 pm (UTC)And me without my burqa
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Date: 2008-09-09 06:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-09 04:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-09 05:00 pm (UTC)How many terrorists did this operation catch?
How many terrorists were deterred from attacking the T because of the possibility that these searches might occur the day they plan to attack?
How much did this operation cost?
How many people missed a train because of a search?
How many people were embarrassed because the search revealed important medical devices or other personal items which they didn't want other people to see?
How many people were arrested, threatened with arrest, or had stuff confiscated because of legal but unusual things they were carrying?
Oh, and by the way, don't forget to live in fear. Thank you for riding the T!
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Date: 2008-09-09 05:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-09-09 05:02 pm (UTC)That's one of those times it would have been handy to have one of those good ol' "I'M WITH STUPID ==>" t-shirts.
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