Bad Rock Band Limerick = good turn out?

[closetalker11.livejournal.com]

There once was a bar call Orleans
Where patrons play music with ease
On Sundays at 9
It don't cost them a dime
To play Rock Band - they tear up the scene*!

*This Sunday at 9pm, come play Rock Band at Orleans Bar, 65 Holland Street, Davis Square, Somerville. Yes, the Rock Band is free. No, there's not really a scene.

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[anomie666.livejournal.com]

There once was a chic from Louisiana,
Who rocked out while wearing a bandanna,
Rock band is the place to be seen,
Remember your "red", "blue" and "green",
Just please don't play "Coca Cobanna".

[closetalker11.livejournal.com]

Robbin' on a bank in the state of Indiana ...

surely this is the worst "limerick" ever written, and i apologize

[ifotismeni]

While croonin' tunes by Carlos Santana,
I slipped on a peel o' banana,
Folks offered a hand,
To get me to stand,
Though anomie just asked "Wanna Fanta?"



i gotz nuthin.