Anyone seen my bike????

[gingernoname.livejournal.com]

Missing from my basement!!!

Exhibit A:  One blue Specialized Hardrock mountain bike sitting snugly in my basement.

Exhibit B:  Workmen coming and going.  New neighbors moving in.  Basement open.

Exhibit C:  A sad empty spot where One blue Specialized Hardrock mountain bike used to belong.

Exhibit D:  The old ratty BMX pedals on One blue Specialized Hardrock mountain bike that keep my feet secure.

Exhibit E:  Rack over the back tire of One blue Specialized Hardrock mountain bike to secure my belongings.

.......

Exhibit Q:  a scale-model of the entire basement! X marks the scene of the crime. These arrows here show the exact position of the sun at the hour of the crime. Jupiter was aligned with Pluto! The moon was in the seventh...

THERE WILL BE A REWARD FOR THE SAFE RESCUE OF MY BELOVED BIKE FROM FRANCIS!!!!

Please e-mail me here or at ginger_carver@yahoo.com  if you have seen anything matching this description.  I'm a poor broke student and can't afford to replace my beloved bike.

Thanks.

Comments

Francis looks like a non-British Mr. Bean.

[nvidia99999.livejournal.com]

Or is he British too?