City of Champions

[thespian.livejournal.com]

1. When Tom Champion calls about street-sweeping, the cars move themselves to the correct side of the street IN FEAR.

2. Elm gets more snow during snow emergencies because the snow is afraid to fall on Tom Champion's street.

3. Tom Champion saves the city of Somerville money by making resistat robocalls directly from his *mind*.

4. Chuck Norris is the breakfast of Tom Champions.

Comments

[geekpixie.livejournal.com]

Only if they have pull cords and say :"Hi, this is Tom Champion for the City of Somerville..." =)

[usernamenumber.livejournal.com]

Doooood, YES. =:)

[closetalker11.livejournal.com]

OMG. My Christmas shopping would be made much easier ...