Ugh! Did anyone else notice all the sleigh bell noise last night?

[leko.livejournal.com]

Is there a number or email address or something where I can send complaints?

Comments

[ukelele.livejournal.com]

Look, you're the one who moved near a major elven workshop. You knew what you were getting into when you moved here and I, for one, appreciate the benefits that go with it. Stop whining or move somewhere without any fun.

[joyfulkel.livejournal.com]

win!

[redheadedmuse.livejournal.com]

I slept like a rock. But I think someone broke into my house, ate all my cookies, and left a lot of Barbie dolls in colorful packages under the tree.

I tried 311, but they seem to think it's a holiday or something.

I did not hear anything...

[nvidia99999.livejournal.com]

...

[thespian.livejournal.com]

I bet tom champion knows, though.

[panterka37.livejournal.com]

You can send your complaints to the North Pole.

Re: I did not hear anything...

[squirrelitude]

You must not be under the flight path, you naughty child.

[girlspacemonkey.livejournal.com]

[yakshaver.livejournal.com]

:)

[jere7my.livejournal.com]

This is all the more annoying because Santa agreed to use the northwest sleigh-way only on foggy Christmas eves, when his Nose-So-Bright reindeer guidance system was unavailable.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

I approve!

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

For a second I thought you were serious. Well played!

[hrafn.livejournal.com]

LOL!

You did?

[nvidia99999.livejournal.com]

Hahahah! :)

[spatch]

Aw. That was very, very nice of Tom to do.

Asking Santa to come visit, I mean.

[intuition-ist.livejournal.com]

yup, that.

also ROFL!!!

[talonvaki.livejournal.com]

1-800-SCROOGE

Thx for adding petwank to my vocab...lol

[sunnyschettler.livejournal.com]

Flow chart is quite funny, facepalm and all, thanks!

Re: Thx for adding petwank to my vocab...lol

[girlspacemonkey.livejournal.com]

No, no, credit should actually go to thetathx1138 -- I just swapped out "airplanes" for "reindeer". :)

[lbmango.livejournal.com]

Congratulations, you just won the Internet!

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

This is the biggest holiday win yet!

[808.livejournal.com]

This is why Davis Square RULES! This placALLGLORYTOTHEHYPNOTOAD!

[blackdove24.livejournal.com]

So I'm pretty sure if someone was doing a list of 10 best DSLJ posts of 2009, this would be #1.
F.T.W!