Today's Somerville Police Blog

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

[excerpt] Patrolman John Thermidor reported at least 25-30 teenagers in the apartment, as well as people on the stairs leading up to the second floor. He asked to talk to an adult, but there was no response from anyone.

A few minutes later, a man came down from the second floor and identified himself as Jonathan Monsarrat, 41, the resident and host of the party, according to the report. Thermidor told him to inform his guests that the party was over and they have to leave, but Monsarrat allegedly became argumentative and refused to comply. He assured Thermidor that there was no alcohol at the party. According to the report, the officer informed him that he had seen teenagers with beer bottles.[/excerpt]

Read on.....
http://www.wickedlocal.com/somerville/news/x1878079036/Somerville-Police-bust-underage-drinking-party-on-Summer-Street

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[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

I want to use the "lol" and "entertainment" tags so bad, but for Ron's sake, I won't. :-)

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[myselftheliar.livejournal.com]

Ugh.

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[myselftheliar.livejournal.com]

I read the whole article and I rescind my ugh and upgrade to a "How the fuck does this man keep pulling shit like this?"

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[kpht.livejournal.com]

OMG JONMON?!!!

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[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but it's not his first foray into famed creepiness:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jonmon

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[kpht.livejournal.com]

it took me a second to realize it was jonmon. so creepy.

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[myselftheliar.livejournal.com]

And let's not forget that somehow, somehow, this man had an "art installation" in both Davis and Harvard sq wherein he answered personal questions about peoples' lives. I can think of no finer influence on the public, truly.

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[emcicle.livejournal.com]

it would be so appropriate, though. :)

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[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

That's the perfect icon for this.

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[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

xxdarkkittnxx: did teh cops c u drinkin @ jonmons?
sweetestnite: no i hid in teh vampyre seducshion room
sweetestnite: thay didnt check there
xxdarkkittnxx: i was so wastd when ashlys mom picked us up
sweetestnite: woke up on jonmons masage tabel w my tights insid out
xxdarkkittnxx: lol u ho
xxdarkkittnxx: j/k
xxdarkkittnxx: so is jonmon in JAILXXORZZ??!!!
sweetestnite: dunno but he gave me a key
sweetestnite: wanna go c if thares beer left?

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[kpht.livejournal.com]

ENCORE!

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[dcltdw]

I don't understand why you're cross-posting this. Could you explain, please?

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[closetalker11.livejournal.com]

GROSS

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[infinitemorning.livejournal.com]

Because we're not allowed to tar and feather people and run them out of town on a rail anymore.

This is mostly a GOOD thing, I grant you, but there are exceptions.

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[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

Cross-posting where? It's only a cross-post if someone posts it in two or more LJ communities, and I've only posted it here.

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[talonvaki.livejournal.com]

Holy crap. He lives 8 blocks from my old apartment. Suddenly, I'm very glad to have moved.

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[greenlily.livejournal.com]

Or possibly a biohazard symbol. Apparently proximity to jonmon destroys brain cells.

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[myselftheliar.livejournal.com]

Tar him and cover him with printouts of emails he has sent underage girls enticing them to attend "beginner BDSM parties", I say.

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[aroraborealis.livejournal.com]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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[dcltdw]

Oh okay, maybe I should've said "repost", then. Or "linking".

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[thespian.livejournal.com]

dude, it's somerville. we're almost ALL within 8 blocks of each other here ;-)

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[trowa-barton.livejournal.com]

I'm not surprised. Why? I've had the misfortune of knowing him for 10 years before his MANY attempts at reinvention to meet women. (I was friends with his ex-wife #2 before she moved.)
Kind of pathetic, actually.
I'm glad he stopped going to Diesel when he realized that the women who attend were smart, mature, and uninterested in him.

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[ocschwar.livejournal.com]

And we all lived where you lived at some point. I'm still getting your junk mail.

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[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

Oh I know. Posting local news links is what we do here.

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[talonvaki.livejournal.com]

This is true. I lived there 9 years and up to the end I was getting mail from the people who lived in my apartment before the guy who lived there before me.

The Somerville post office is special.