xenu eats your soul

[catalyst.livejournal.com]

     there's an infestation of scientologists in davis square! right now! passing out copies of their hack sci-fi and offering free stress tests! anybody with a better printer wanna volunteer to make a zillion copies of the xenu leaflet and go ask them about lisa mcpherson?

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[tahnan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, along those lines, I keep wanting to go over and say, "Oh, man, I hope you guys can help! The biggest point of stress in my life right now is that my brother has joined this cult and they've brainwashed him into believing in these things called 'engrams' and 'thetans'. What should I do?"

It's a shame I'm as nice a person as I am.