Begone

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

Dear Scientologists Camped at The Davis T College Ave. Exit:

Please go away. I can't put it more politely than that, because what I really mean is go the hell away. We don't want a stress test. We didn't want one the last 18 times you asked, so why should today be any different?

We don't want Dianetics. The only reason I've read Dianetics is because I trash-picked it about 10 years ago. Yes, I should have left it laying there in its rightful place, but I had nothing to read on the T that day. Now I have actual reading material, and I'll give you some, too, in the form of a ginormous sign saying GO HOME!

Oh won't you please?

Sincerely,

-A Davisite

Comments

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

derspatchel told me he exercized his first amendment with them this evening with a double flip of the bird. Huzzah for free speech!

[folktraveler.livejournal.com]

*applauds*

I couldn't agree more.

It's getting totally annoying and it isn't only the Davis Sq. station; they seem to be spreading like viruses (Boston Common, etc.) Argh.

[snacktastic.livejournal.com]

I might go down to Davis and set up a "I love my Zoloft" table. (I live in Union, but there are no Union Square sites. Damn you livejournal. Muahaha!)

[diego001.livejournal.com]

Are they giving their free stress test scam a try? 'cause if they are, I've got just the remedy.

[cosinezero.livejournal.com]

I missed scientologists?!?! Damn!

[hauntmeister.livejournal.com]

Could we hand out copies of Xenu leaflet (http://www.xenu.net/archive/leaflet/) from Operation Clambake (http://www.xenu.net/)?

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

Ooo, I've never seen those before!

[ruthling.livejournal.com]

I see them there, and also in Downtown Crossing. I wanted to kick the guy at Davis in a sensitive place. Maybe I *do* need a stress test. Or maybe the whole "ridiculous moneymaking cult" thing just isn't my style.

Can we do something?

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

Can we do something?

I think only a faux-cult of our own could conquer them.

Sinister minds, assemble!

[anotherjen.livejournal.com]

How about a Church of the Subgenius (http://www.subgenius.com) table right across from them? PRAISE BOB!