The Onion discovers Somerville

[ron_newman]

Sometimes I Feel Like I'm The Only One Trying To Gentrify This Neighborhood

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[denonymous.livejournal.com]

When I first moved in, I loved the 50-cent coffees—it was like living in the '80s—but I wish they'd listen to me and start making lattes. I know I'd pay the extra three bucks, and I'm sure everyone else around here would, too.

Oh man, that's too close to home around here.