Probably FREE PIE at Wainwright Bank

[ihavemeaning.livejournal.com]

ADDENDUM: THERE IS NO FREE PIE. THEY ARE SIMPLY DISTRIBUTING PRE-PAID PIES. SO, THE PIE IS NOT FREE, UNLESS WE HAVE A PIE RIOT.

I was at the ATM at 8:15 this morning and they were setting up stacks of pies in the community room. As a sucker for free stuff I wanted to stick around another 15 minutes when they opened to see if I was going to get a free slice, or maybe an entire pie. But alas I had to go to work, so that I would have money to deposit on one of the other 364 days of the year when Wainwright doesn't give out free pie.

Please avenge my sad, pie-less state by going to get some yourselves.

Comments

[in-parentheses.livejournal.com]

Is there a lovelier phrase in the English language than "free pie"?

[eustaciavye.livejournal.com]

Maybe "free pie with a big bag of money." It is a bank after all.
Work prevents me from free pie as well. How sad.

[heliopsis.livejournal.com]

NOT free pie. Pre-paid pie. Wainwright Bank in Davis square is the Somerville distribution site for Pie In The Sky. Sorry!

I can see the headlines now. "Police quell pie riot at bank"

[ihavemeaning.livejournal.com]

Indeed there is not. But then, your question was most likely rhetorical in nature.

[ihavemeaning.livejournal.com]

Sometimes they give out donuts.

[artemii.livejournal.com]

I can see the headlines now. "Police quell pie riot at bank"

it's a good thing i wasn't drinking coffee when i read that. :)

[ihavemeaning.livejournal.com]

Those bastards! Pie is so riot-worthy.

[ron_newman]

I don't think it has to be pre-paid; you can buy a pie right now if you want.

[spatch]

I just want to point out that Pie Riot is my new band name.

[ron_newman]

This is the charity they are raising money for: Community Servings: Pie in the Sky

[cosinezero.livejournal.com]

Damn you... we can't feel good stealing pies if it was supposed to be for charity!!

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

The big bag of money, of course, allows you to buy MORE PIE.

I am also amused by the concept of a "pie riot". Imagine that one in the history books. "...the so-called 'pie riot' of 2006..."

[agharta75.livejournal.com]

Bank of America, on the other hand, will gladly take all of _your_ pie.

[ceo]

And your first album can be "Fool's Gold".

[ukelele.livejournal.com]

Hey, if we can have a molasses flood...