Probably FREE PIE at Wainwright Bank

[ihavemeaning.livejournal.com]

ADDENDUM: THERE IS NO FREE PIE. THEY ARE SIMPLY DISTRIBUTING PRE-PAID PIES. SO, THE PIE IS NOT FREE, UNLESS WE HAVE A PIE RIOT.

I was at the ATM at 8:15 this morning and they were setting up stacks of pies in the community room. As a sucker for free stuff I wanted to stick around another 15 minutes when they opened to see if I was going to get a free slice, or maybe an entire pie. But alas I had to go to work, so that I would have money to deposit on one of the other 364 days of the year when Wainwright doesn't give out free pie.

Please avenge my sad, pie-less state by going to get some yourselves.

Comments

[eustaciavye.livejournal.com]

Maybe "free pie with a big bag of money." It is a bank after all.
Work prevents me from free pie as well. How sad.

[ihavemeaning.livejournal.com]

Sometimes they give out donuts.

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

The big bag of money, of course, allows you to buy MORE PIE.

I am also amused by the concept of a "pie riot". Imagine that one in the history books. "...the so-called 'pie riot' of 2006..."

[ukelele.livejournal.com]

Hey, if we can have a molasses flood...