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[coraline]

so at around 2:30 this morning, i was walking down willow, and i passed a man wearing a wrestling mask and boots. and nothing else.

it's possible he was wearing some very tiny and inconspicuous form of g-string, but i couldn't say for sure because i was busy walking quickly because i was passing an apparently naked and masked man on the sidewalk at 2:30am.

...anyone have any clue what was up with that?

Comments

[spatch]

Geez-o-pete. Can't a guy walk home from his night job without it being blabbed about all over the internet? Buncha savages in this town.



signed,
El Starko

[dirty-devlin.livejournal.com]

I don't have anything useful to offer other than to say that is awesome. Only in Somerville!

[dreamgirly19.livejournal.com]

saturday night i saw superman and wonder woman walking down newbury street. full costume!

[lissie930.livejournal.com]

No idea, but I am laughing hysterically at this image, so thank you!

[badseed1980.livejournal.com]

Ditto!

[tut21.livejournal.com]

This community is turning into a "ZOMG PLANES NOYZ HOMELESS WTF?!!!111" therapy session. :-)

[ifotismeni]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaawesome.

[plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com]

Everyone seems to see humor in it, but were you frightened? Did he try to talk to you or approach you? This sounds more scary than funny (unless it actually was funny).

[chenoameg.livejournal.com]

What she said.

[coraline]

i was prepared to be frightened, but he passed by quickly enough and didn't actually engage with me so it was mostly just an adrenaline spike?

in retrospect, since he didn't do anything, i think it works out to being merely funny.

[danger-chick.livejournal.com]

I would be concerned as well, since the guy sounds like a flasher (or whatever you would call a guy who's already nude).

[coraline]

i was prepared to be frightened, but he passed by quickly enough and didn't actually engage with me so it was mostly just an adrenaline spike?

in retrospect, since he didn't do anything, i think it works out to being merely funny.

and yeah, i don't think you can really call it a flasher when he's ALREADY naked...

[ocschwar.livejournal.com]

Sigged.

[coraline]

i guess i was prepared to be frightened, but he passed by quickly enough and didn't actually engage with me so it was mostly just an adrenaline spike?

in retrospect, since he didn't do anything, i think it works out to being merely funny.

[josephineave.livejournal.com]

One thing I learned from Tufts Naked Quad Run...it's impossible to observe both face and fun parts at the same time.

[sly-salkie.livejournal.com]

That is very, very, very, very gross and strange.

[ayelle.livejournal.com]

well, what were you thinking, a woman walking around alone in the middle of the night in somerville?? clearly you were just ASKING to be... um... forced to watch a nude man walk past you.

[unferth.livejournal.com]

It's bug (http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/1996-09-30/index.html)-eyed (http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/1998-02-02/index.html) Earl (http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/1999-09-06/index.html)!

it had to be said.

[rmd.livejournal.com]

i hate you, milkman unferth.

[teratomarty.livejournal.com]

I deduce the presence of large amounts of inexpensive alcohol at some point in this man's recent past. Where was he walking? I bet there's still a massive cloud of Budweiser-breath hanging over his path.

[rawrin.livejournal.com]

Sounds like the guy across the street from me finally decided to put on some clothes!

[talonvaki.livejournal.com]

See, now? This is why they started putting cameras in cellphones!

[chaiya.livejournal.com]

I swear, if I didn't personally know you to be an honest human being, I would think you were bullshitting. For reals. That's amazing. ;)

[trijinx.livejournal.com]

Which part of Willow?

Just wondering if I should keep an eye out...

[coraline]

about a block elmwards of highland...