Wanted: some strange shit

[jmaynardg.livejournal.com]

Hi. I'm looking for a utility disconnection notice along with a grimy old fridge for use in a photograph. Not looking to take or buy these items, just use them. The photograph will consist of neon-colored alphabet refrigerator magnets holding the disconnection notice on the fridge while the alphabet magnets spell out the name of a web page. All personal contact information on the notice will be either covered by the magnets or blotted out in GIMP/Photoshop. Offering one good 'ol free cup 'o joe at the Someday for this service. Alternately, I'd like to find a working lite-brite for the same purpose. Of course, I already have the camera. Oh, and finally, would anyone be willing to do a drive-by and give me the finger at an intersection while I take a photograph?

Thanks a bunch! And no, this is not a joke. Well, yes, it is a joke - but the request is perfectly serious. :) --M

Comments

[bluepapercup]

Hmm...you could call the company, tell them you're working on a website/movie./artshow whatever, and ask them to send you a blank notice that you could then fill out! It might work, I've been able to talk people into doing stuff like that for me...

Also, if you need someone to give you the finger, I'd be glad to, I even drive an SUV.

[jmaynardg.livejournal.com]

Oh excellent! Thanks a bunch! Could you arrange a time over the weekend, say like when you're out grocery shopping Saturday or Sunday and drive through Davis Sq? I'll stand at a pre-arranged intersection with a camera and be ready for the shot. If you keep your head in the car I'll do my best to keep your face out of the shot. My email is: jmaynardg@yahoo.com

BTW: I found a generic landlord Notice to Quit / Eviction Notice which I think will work perfectly.

Cheers,
--Maynard