Wanted: some strange shit

[jmaynardg.livejournal.com]

Hi. I'm looking for a utility disconnection notice along with a grimy old fridge for use in a photograph. Not looking to take or buy these items, just use them. The photograph will consist of neon-colored alphabet refrigerator magnets holding the disconnection notice on the fridge while the alphabet magnets spell out the name of a web page. All personal contact information on the notice will be either covered by the magnets or blotted out in GIMP/Photoshop. Offering one good 'ol free cup 'o joe at the Someday for this service. Alternately, I'd like to find a working lite-brite for the same purpose. Of course, I already have the camera. Oh, and finally, would anyone be willing to do a drive-by and give me the finger at an intersection while I take a photograph?

Thanks a bunch! And no, this is not a joke. Well, yes, it is a joke - but the request is perfectly serious. :) --M

Comments

[jmaynardg.livejournal.com]

Oh excellent! Thanks a bunch! Could you arrange a time over the weekend, say like when you're out grocery shopping Saturday or Sunday and drive through Davis Sq? I'll stand at a pre-arranged intersection with a camera and be ready for the shot. If you keep your head in the car I'll do my best to keep your face out of the shot. My email is: jmaynardg@yahoo.com

BTW: I found a generic landlord Notice to Quit / Eviction Notice which I think will work perfectly.

Cheers,
--Maynard