Dear person who does not clean up after his/her dog:
Over the last couple of months, the streets in my neighborhood have been littered with your dog’s waste; you’re obviously new to the neighborhood because up until a couple months ago, this was not a problem. This morning I was greeted by a pile of your dog’s waste in front of my house. I therefore propose the following solution to this problem:
I am going to find out who you are, and take several pictures of you with your dog. I am then going to find out where you live. I am going to take these photos, blow them up, add your address to them, and plaster them all over the neighborhood. I am also going to take a shovel and plastic bag and am going to collect all the dog feces I can find in the neighborhood and deposit this bag of waste on your porch. Or perhaps I will simply fling the dung at your door until you figure out how to clean up after your pet.
Sincerely,
Your neighbor
Over the last couple of months, the streets in my neighborhood have been littered with your dog’s waste; you’re obviously new to the neighborhood because up until a couple months ago, this was not a problem. This morning I was greeted by a pile of your dog’s waste in front of my house. I therefore propose the following solution to this problem:
I am going to find out who you are, and take several pictures of you with your dog. I am then going to find out where you live. I am going to take these photos, blow them up, add your address to them, and plaster them all over the neighborhood. I am also going to take a shovel and plastic bag and am going to collect all the dog feces I can find in the neighborhood and deposit this bag of waste on your porch. Or perhaps I will simply fling the dung at your door until you figure out how to clean up after your pet.
Sincerely,
Your neighbor
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Date: 2005-03-29 04:22 pm (UTC)I think I might do the same, much good as I think it'll do. I'm not sure getting snarky and adding "...it's the law that you do it becuase it's a public health hazard, asshole!" is a good idea, but it's tempting.
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Date: 2005-03-29 04:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-29 04:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-29 05:03 pm (UTC)i've often wanted to post up copies of the relevant passage of the somerville health code, on all the trees & telephone poles in sight. i can't imagine who these people are, to think it's okay.
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Date: 2005-03-29 06:01 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-29 06:04 pm (UTC)please do - we'd all appreciate it.
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Date: 2005-03-29 06:07 pm (UTC)As a tangent, I've noticed that it's much worse during the winter/spring months before I've groomed the garden. The presence of flowers and mulch seems to be a sign to keep the dogs off, but the inverse of that is that if my yard looks like shit that someone is assuming I don't care if it's used as a toilet.
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Date: 2005-03-30 03:32 am (UTC)The Scoop on Poop
Date: 2005-03-29 09:16 pm (UTC)On behalf of responsible dog owners in Somerville: sorry, shu_al.
Re: The Scoop on Poop
Date: 2005-03-30 05:24 am (UTC)Re: The Scoop on Poop
Date: 2005-03-30 12:05 pm (UTC)In order (more or less) of ease of implementation:
- Clean up the pile in front of your house.
- Promote responsible dog ownership
- Go through with your stake-out, but when you catch the offender, offer her/him an intact plastic bag, and ask her to please clean up after her dog.
- "Take a shovel and plastic bag and . . . collect all the dog feces . . . in the neighborhood." You might want to organize some friends/neighbors/(ahem)dog-owners to help you out. Put the appropriately bagged feces out for trash collection.
(http://www.somervilledog.com/somdog) ()I don't mean this to be at all snarky! Studies suggest that in an environment that appears well-cared-for, people are not only more likely to treat the environment with respect (see fidgetmonster's observation), they're also less likely to engage in criminal activity. NYC was able to significantly reduce criminal behavior on its subways by cleaning up graffiti and keeping it clean!
Tell dog owners about the Somerville Dog Owners Group. Our membership is too small at this time for us to be able to organize clean-ups in every neighborhood in Somerville, but we'd like to change that!
Re: The Scoop on Poop
Date: 2005-03-30 02:27 pm (UTC)
(http://www.signswithanattitude.com/if_your_dog_poops.html)
I have no interest—personal, financial or otherwise—in signswithanattitude.com.no subject
Date: 2005-03-29 11:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-30 12:06 am (UTC)i have a dog but agree with you ...
Date: 2005-03-30 10:44 am (UTC)ditto
Date: 2005-03-30 04:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-03-30 04:22 pm (UTC)Whenever I see this I bike by saying "please put your dog on a leash!" but I'm thinking it might be helpful if I actually stop with a piece of paper listing off-leash space for the owners to take their dogs (are there any?). I know they just love their dogs and want them to run free, but I don't understand why they feel the bike path is the place to do so--it's as if they let their children run free in traffic. I'm sorry to hear that people have actually refused to leash their dogs--I've never stopped after asking, and assume that they're all glaring at me. :)
There's a space between Davis and Mass Ave on the path, where there's a small circle with some lawn. Multiple owners like to meet and unleash their dogs around there between 5-7pm on weekdays. It wasn't so bad during the winter, but now that it's getting nicer, I supsect they'll be out again. Bikers beware!
off-leash space in Somerville
Date: 2005-03-30 05:11 pm (UTC)Good idea!
Alas, currently there are no spaces in Somerville where residents may legally allow our dogs off-leash.
In, fact, last I checked, even the Community Path was posted "No Dogs Allowed"—not even ON leash. It's really unfair.
According to the municipal ordinances of the city that pertain to dogs (http://www.somervilledog.com/archives/cat_somerville_city_ordinances.php), it is
Also according to the city ordinances .The one open space in the city (http://www.somervilledog.com/somdog/archives/parks/index.php) where dogs are allowed is Foss Park, which is maintained by the Massachusetts Department of Conservation and Recreation and is posted "Leash And Pick Up After Dogs: $200 Fine."
Re: off-leash space in Somerville
Date: 2005-03-30 05:41 pm (UTC)Poor doggies. I don't know what the best solution is, but nevertheless it is still dangerous for them to be off-leash on the bike path. I do always say 'please' on the path when asking the owners to leash, but there are moments when I almost hit the poor dogs -- that is really upsetting. Then I still use 'please', just not as nicely. :)
I hope things will change at some point and there will be spaces dedicated for dogs to be off-leash when they're outside. Otherwise they'd have to go on road trips to rural areas of western Mass, RI, etc, just to be 'free.'
Poop scooping, though, there's really no excuse not to. Have you come across dog owners that don't scoop? What would you do if you do see them?
Stoop and Scoop
Date: 2005-03-31 03:23 am (UTC)I also agree with you that it is dangerous for dogs to be off-leash on the Community Path. Biking on the path demands enough of attention as it is, what with the families with little children and strollers... I do think that people should be allowed to enjoy the path with our dogs on leash.