It's that time of year...the time when packages start going mysteriously missing from front porches. No, wait, not that. The time of year when you start getting items delivered in large boxes! And after removing said item from said box, you probably think, "hooray, another item to carefully break down and place lovingly in my enormous blue recycle bin courtesy of the City of Somerville." Unless you have children and/or cats, in which case it's too late because the box has already become a plaything.
But before recycling that large box, won't you please think of the children? Specifically my children, who would be very sad if their belongings didn't move with us to our new home because of a lack of boxes. That could totally happen* if you don't give me your box. How would you sleep at night?!
If you have a large-ish box** that you don't need, please let me know. You can just put it on your front porch (to decoy the package thieves) and email me the address (mamajoan at gmail) and I'll come by and get it. Thanks!!
*not really
**approx. microwave-size or bigger
But before recycling that large box, won't you please think of the children? Specifically my children, who would be very sad if their belongings didn't move with us to our new home because of a lack of boxes. That could totally happen* if you don't give me your box. How would you sleep at night?!
If you have a large-ish box** that you don't need, please let me know. You can just put it on your front porch (to decoy the package thieves) and email me the address (mamajoan at gmail) and I'll come by and get it. Thanks!!
*not really
**approx. microwave-size or bigger
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Date: 2012-12-03 05:49 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2012-12-03 06:55 pm (UTC)By the way, thank you for composing this amusing request -- it's fun to read something entertaining here. :)
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Date: 2012-12-03 09:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2012-12-03 08:58 pm (UTC)I'm not in Davis anymore though- I'm just east of Magoun Sq, and I don't think I'd want to take this on the bus, but you could!
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Date: 2013-01-12 04:02 pm (UTC)(Edited to fix my very odd misstatement of time.)