solder my circuits and make me like it

[ihavemeaning.livejournal.com]

So my new best friend has informed me that I need one small part of my laptop soldered to another part. I bet soldering results in smoke. And smoke looks kinda like steam. And I do adore activities that result in steamy-ish atmospheres.

Pique my interest as you take apart the laptop. Let us consider it a metaphor for the undressing of our inhibitions and/or clothing. Make me moan as you delicately remove that keyboard so good. Just don't break the keyboard. Then I'll have to get all dominatrix on your ass and, thus, injure (perhaps singe?) your delicate bottom.

If you have excellent coordination & know how to solder, then, yes, I'm hitting on you. Also, I might be hitting on you, Dear Reader, even if you lack one or both of the aforementioned traits.

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At any rate, I need advice on a computer place and/or person that solders PC shizt back together. In, you know, the Davis Square-ish area.

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I also am looking for a patron and/or sugar mamma and/or daddy to pay off my grad school debt and/or buy me a new laptop. I always put out, mkay?

I'm willing, ready, & able to bring my computer and my self to any location you designate for steamy-ish soldering type activities. The only question is, your place or mine?

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Really, though, people, I'd appreciate advice. And a demonstration of your deft manual skills.

Comments

Re: Not to be rude, but...

[nowalmart.livejournal.com]

This post just makes me wish my soldering skills were a little better.

But asking for help in a specific skill in the Davis Square area? Entirely on-topic, I think, and entertaining at that.

Re: Not to be rude, but...

[ihavemeaning.livejournal.com]

I not only need soldering in the Davis Square area, but also a person with a hefty bank account & lofty credit rating.