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Dear Neighbor Across the Bike Path,
I think you should know that I am an avowed pacifist, and a lover of animals and humanity.
This means that if your dog barks for an hour straight between 8 and 9am next Sunday, too, I will not come over there and strangle it. Even if I've been out at work until 1am the night before, again.
It is possible, however, that someday I will snap.
If this were to happen, I would feel great sadness and remorse, and my sleep would be wracked with guilt. But at least it would not be interrupted by your dog all morning.
with all the love and compassion I can muster after listening to your effing dog bark for an hour,
-Your Neighbor
I think you should know that I am an avowed pacifist, and a lover of animals and humanity.
This means that if your dog barks for an hour straight between 8 and 9am next Sunday, too, I will not come over there and strangle it. Even if I've been out at work until 1am the night before, again.
It is possible, however, that someday I will snap.
If this were to happen, I would feel great sadness and remorse, and my sleep would be wracked with guilt. But at least it would not be interrupted by your dog all morning.
with all the love and compassion I can muster after listening to your effing dog bark for an hour,
-Your Neighbor